10 Ways To Achieve SEO Epic Fail
April 21st, 2009
- Require a form submission with a captcha, to get to any page on your web site.
- Don’t use a page title or use the same page title for every page of your web site.
- Link to as many shady spyware/virus-prone web sites as you possibly can.
- Put loads of text that appears to be stuffed spam keywords in a text color the same as your web site’s background color.
- Use a meta description on every web page on your site that reads “The requested URL was not found on this server.”
- Make a text file named “robots.txt”, put this in it:
User-agent: * Disallow: / Then save it and upload it to the root directory of your web site.
- Set all of your web pages to 301-redirect to new URLs, on new domains, every minute. Do the same only with 302-redirects every 30 seconds.
- Sabotage all web sites that attempt to link to you.
- Install a script that automatically creates 1,000 one-character variations of each one of your web pages, then links to all variations on each variation’s page.
- Pull a John Chow.
