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1. Require a form submission with a captcha, to get to any page on your web site.
2. Don’t use a page title or use the same page title for every page of your web site.
3. Link to as many shady spyware/virus-prone web sites as you possibly can.
4. Put loads of text that appears to be stuffed spam keywords in a text color the same as your web site’s background color.
5. Use a meta description on every web page on your site that reads “The requested URL was not found on this server.”
6. Make a text file named “robots.txt”, put this in it:

   User-agent: *
   Disallow: /
   
   Then save it and upload it to the root directory of your web site.

7. Set all of your web pages to 301-redirect to new URLs, on new domains, every minute. Do the same only with 302-redirects every 30 seconds.
8. Sabotage all web sites that attempt to link to you.
9. Install a script that automatically creates 1,000 one-character variations of each one of your web pages, then links to all variations on each variation’s page.
10. Pull a John Chow.

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