Require a form submission with a captcha, to get to any page on your web site.
Don’t use a page title or use the same page title for every page of your web site.
Link to as many shady spyware/virus-prone web sites as you possibly can.
Put loads of text that appears to be stuffed spam keywords in a text color the same as your web site’s background color.
Use a meta description on every web page on your site that reads “The requested URL was not found on this server.”
Make a text file named “robots.txt”, put this in it:
User-agent: *
Disallow: /
Then save it and upload it to the root directory of your web site.
Set all of your web pages to 301-redirect to new URLs, on new domains, every minute. Do the same only with 302-redirects every 30 seconds.
Sabotage all web sites that attempt to link to you.
Install a script that automatically creates 1,000 one-character variations of each one of your web pages, then links to all variations on each variation’s page.
Pull a John Chow.
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